love culture, “mesh leatherette leggings,” $19.95
so, i love the way these look, and would love to wear them, and i definitely think we need more posh spice clothing for fat people vs. all the ginger spice clothing we have for fat people (seriously- why do so many manufacturers think we’re dying to wear a union jack in 2013?), but just looking at this is making my big ass thighs scream in terror.
if i picture myself in these, i look awesome, and if i picture myself taking a step in these, i look like a corpse who actually immolated from the spark caused by the friction between my thighs.  if the government ever wants all my secrets, they just need to put me in these and make me walk to the corner store on a hot day. i’d get ten steps and be like, “the floppy disc is behind the lincoln memorial !” or whatever (i don’t know what kind of shit the government wants to know. or what format the want they secret in.)
so, i’m conflicted.  i definitely want more weird and revealing clothing for fat bodies, but my self-preservation instinct kicks in when i look at these.

love culture, “mesh leatherette leggings,” $19.95

so, i love the way these look, and would love to wear them, and i definitely think we need more posh spice clothing for fat people vs. all the ginger spice clothing we have for fat people (seriously- why do so many manufacturers think we’re dying to wear a union jack in 2013?), but just looking at this is making my big ass thighs scream in terror.

if i picture myself in these, i look awesome, and if i picture myself taking a step in these, i look like a corpse who actually immolated from the spark caused by the friction between my thighs.  if the government ever wants all my secrets, they just need to put me in these and make me walk to the corner store on a hot day. i’d get ten steps and be like, “the floppy disc is behind the lincoln memorial !” or whatever (i don’t know what kind of shit the government wants to know. or what format the want they secret in.)

so, i’m conflicted.  i definitely want more weird and revealing clothing for fat bodies, but my self-preservation instinct kicks in when i look at these.

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    HOLY SHIT I NEED THESE
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    They have them in red and black too. In case that’s more your speed.
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    File under “How to give myself a massive case of chub rub”.
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