I am sitting in a Starbucks (unfortunately) in my new neighborhood (waiting while my partner is at the CVS minute clinic) surrounded by manayunk yuppies wearing yoga clothes on top of yoga clothes on top of Tory Burch on top of Tory Burch yoga clothes on top of yoga Burch on top of Tory yoga yoga Tory yoga Burch yoga Starbucks yuppie tiny dog skinny latte yoga yuppie Tory yoga clothes, and I am very happy to be fat and to look cool right now.  Well, as cool as a person can look at a Starbucks updating their tumblr. So, not cool.
I was also unanimously informed that I can’t wear this dress to a wedding today because its white. Wouldn’t want people mistaking me for the bride and accidentally and irreversibly marrying me off.

I am sitting in a Starbucks (unfortunately) in my new neighborhood (waiting while my partner is at the CVS minute clinic) surrounded by manayunk yuppies wearing yoga clothes on top of yoga clothes on top of Tory Burch on top of Tory Burch yoga clothes on top of yoga Burch on top of Tory yoga yoga Tory yoga Burch yoga Starbucks yuppie tiny dog skinny latte yoga yuppie Tory yoga clothes, and I am very happy to be fat and to look cool right now.  Well, as cool as a person can look at a Starbucks updating their tumblr. So, not cool.

I was also unanimously informed that I can’t wear this dress to a wedding today because its white. Wouldn’t want people mistaking me for the bride and accidentally and irreversibly marrying me off.

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  2. seaway76 reblogged this from wtfplus and added:
    That dress IS cute! I was skeptical, but I love it.
  3. hossjaeger reblogged this from wtfplus and added:
    Girl, where’d you get that giraffe print? Inquiring minds want to know.
  4. ireallylikemuffins reblogged this from wtfplus and added:
    This dress has giraffes. I want it.
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